First of all, James is the son, who always wastes stuff and gives an contribution to global warming.
I, Keigo is the father of James.
James - Hey, whats up, dad! (slap)
Keigo – HEY, SON. WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR TODAY? (big slap)
James – I came here today with my brand new cherry red Ferrari!
Keigo – It seems like you’re the only one who has a car comparing to your friends.
James – No. My friend Yongy Pongy (Yong Won) rides a blue Lamborghini, and my best friend Masaki rides an old station wagon!
Keigo – Wish Masaki good luck for getting a better car.
James – Hey dad, so I’m going to Las Vegas to gamble today. I’m going to drive with my awesome Ferrari!
Keigo – What are you thinking! We’re in Miami! That’s going to release so much CO2 from your car! You’re sure a big contribution to the progression to Global Warming.
James – Idc… It’s my time to shine. I’m going to show off my awesome to the world.
Keigo – No, your not even awesome. You’re just an spoiled old rat. Plus, I’m the Kung-fu Panda, so I’m way popular than you.
James – OKAY, STOP. So then how do I stop being the progression to Global Warming!
Keigo – Well first of all, your friends have cars that waste a lot of gas, so carpool. It’s common sense. Which is better, a car releasing gas, or 3 cars releasing cars in the same time.
James – Only one car.
Keigo – Yes, so riding with your friends will definitely decrease the gas going up the air. Second, you are such a heavy smoker, so stop smoking.
James – No, I’m not! I only smoke 50 cigarettes a day!
Keigo – That’s a lot. Stop smoking.
James – Fine..