About eight months ago, Daniel and I, had a little chat on Google Docs. We made up a funny document together.Then, a few weeks ago, I improved the document by adding more things. I decided to post it onto this blog. So, here it is. WARNING! THIS IS A WORK OF IMAGINATION! IT IS NOT REAL. IT IS MADE UP, SO EVERYTHING ON THIS DOCUMENT IS NOT REAL LIFE!!!!!
A SHORT CONVERSATION
22 Jan 2011 Daniel: HELLO MR. George. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. WELCOME TO THE HORRIBLE WORLD OF 3436343735. YOU ARE IN GRAVE DANGER.
22 Jan 2011 Mr George: Actually I don’t think that I am in grave danger. And, I am not in the world of 3436343735. Please go away and leave me alone. Thank you very much.
24 Jan 2011 Daniel: YOU ARE IN GRAVE DANGER! Please explore the world horrible world of 3436343735. But, please be careful so that you are not killed. Bye Bye.
23 Feb 2011 Mr George: I have now left this idiotic world of 3436343735. You are now in grave danger, because you will now be the only person in 3436343735. Bye Bye.
One Response to ‘A Short Conversation’. Comment written on 11th March 2011.
George approved this comment on 13th of March
THIS IS A COMMENT FROM MR.ESTACASY, A MAN WHO READ THIS DOCUMENT.
Hello Daniel. This is Mr. Estacasy, your new science teacher in 3436342735. I think that George’s writing is pathetic. I don’t think you should chat with Mr. Idiotic George Wood anymore. George is a person who has a brain which is the size of a peanut. George’s body also stinks of poo, and I have advised him to wash his greasy body, the slime ball. But I don’t think he listens to me because he’s too proud of himself. I have now put George’s tests grades from fives and six’s, to ones and two’s. GEORGE IS A DROP-OUT AND A DELINQUENT. I suppose George’s mummy and daddy think he is a wonderful child. But I am going to tell him the opposite, and he had better believe me.
Thank you very much Daniel. You are my favourite student. Your understanding of science is outstanding. I think you are a gifted student. George on the other hand, has no understanding of science, and deserves to be expelled from YIS. I will speak with Mr. MacDonald about George’s atrocious behaviour.
Thanks a bunch,
SECOND RESPONSE TO ‘A SHORT CONVERSATION’. COMMENT WRITTEN ON 3RD OF JUNE 2011.
GEORGE APPROVED THIS COMMENT ON JUNE 5TH.
Dear my dearest Daniel and Stupid George,
Hi there. My name is 3436342735, the king of this land. I read your conversation, and also the comment from Mr. Estacasy, who is my wife. I think George is evil. But I think Daniel is a total genius. I have going to make him my personal servant in my castle. He will be getting paid 60 Dollars per minute. George on the other hand, has now been put into jail for stupid nerds and juvenile delinquents. Thank you so much Daniel. You are a truly unique boy.
THE GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER UK
10th of August2011
YOUNG BOY BECOMES RICH SERVANT FOR KING
ARTICLE WRITTEN BY BARTHOLOMEW MAJOR
Soon, the whole world saw the document above, and Daniel was becoming more popular by the day. George however, was now a useless little worm. He soon died from depression on the 5th of June 2011, 12 years old.
Mr. Daniel Eckhoff became a sir the next day. He was interviewed by some interviewers working for the BBC News. “We would like to know how you became popular,” asked one of the interviewers. Daniel answered, “Well, it simply started from a little chat I had with a boy from my class, George Wood. We had a chat, and then this man from our strange world, hacked into our Google Docs account. He read the chat, and thought that my use of language was outstanding, and for some reason, he thought I was gifted. He told the King 3436342735, and then he looked at our chat. Then, he phoned me, and asked me to be his own personal servant, getting paid 60 Dollars per minute. Of course I agreed, so now I work for him. I am now very rich! GEORGE ON THE OTHER HAND, IS DEAD FOREVER! MUA HA HA HA !”
SIR DANIEL ECKHOFF BECOMES A BESTSELLING AUTHOR
Article Written by Aurthur Stewart but, in Sir Daniel Eckhoff’s words.
The Blundey Hick series has been a major success all over the world, and to the universe above. Also, the author is only twelve years of age, so it is astonishing to see how much a small boy like Sir Daniel Eckhoff can achieve, regardless of age. Sir Daniel Eckhoff encourages other children to create their own stories and books with their own imaginations.
Blundey Hick has even reached the aliens of Neptune, because it was so popular. Its popularity is still growing tremendously. Eckhoff hopes that you, as a child, will send your stories to him, and to prove that even a child, no matter how young, can actually do anything. Please send your books and stories to the lighthouse on the planet of Mars. Also, we have other branches in Jupiter and Uranus. The headquarters of Sir Daniel Eckhoff is located in Mars, working for a rick king. If you would like to meet Sir Daniel Eckhoff, please fly over to Mars, and visit him there. The flights to Mars have gone down by five thousand UK dollars, so I am sure this will make more people be able to afford it. If you haven’t the money to pay for this very cheap fare, then shame on you, and you will get nowhere in life. You will most likely become a homeless, begging for food and money on the alley ways.
Thank you for reading this issue of the Sir Daniel Eckhoff newsletter, and we look forward to your visit!
P.S (This message is from Sir Daniel Eckhoff himself) I used to have a friend called George. He died of depression, and he was a total idiot, and he sucked at everything. I hope no one in the world is like George. Please read the articles above to see what a cheeky boy he was.
The Sir Daniel Eckhoff Team of Mars HQ
What the public says:
I am so happy that Daniel has become a sir. He is my hero!-Rick Riordan bestselling author of the Percy Jackson series
I agree that George is useless, he is a fraidy-mouse like me!- Geronimo Stilton a writer for children’s adventure stories
I think Sir Daniel looks like Harry Potter!- Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter Films
Well, thanks for reading. I hope it gave you a laugh.